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We are told that dolphins are intelligent because they can plant magnetic mines on enemy battleships. I’m sorry. This is not a sign of intelligence. It’s a sign of rank stupidity. And then you have elephants who, it’s said, never forget. Yes they do. That’s why they keep being poached. They forget that the long pointy thing with a fat American at the other end is a gun.
And yet, despite the human’s massive superiority over everything else, our Government still treats us like we cannot even wipe our bottoms without making a mess.
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Jeremy Clarkson
(What about talking dogs?)
